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  • yoccu:

    SWIMSTUCK IS COMPLETE!  ENJOY!

    (via hide-me-like-seriously)

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  • asian:

    asian:

    so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

    $80 for eye shadow???

    is it made out of unicorn shit

    what is naked 3

    why is it called naked

    will it make her look naked

    why is it $50

    that’s 50 cheese burgers

    i can’t deal with make up good bye

    (Source: asian, via thetorturedoctor)

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  • lienglieng:

    afflictius:

    lienglieng:

    yuzumunyarisidudak:

    nevver:

    Eat a peach

    laskdkjfjdjsj

    afflictius eat a peach
    Are these peaches in lingerie or an I tripping? lienglieng
    You are right lol afflictius

    (via thetorturedoctor)

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  • sarahseeandersen:

    I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

    (via laugh-addict)

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  • zacwells:

    Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

    (via pizza)

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  • gloriousbacchus:

    religiousmom:

    tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

    (via getting-rid-of-this-fat)

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  • starpatches:

    hat issues

    (via paco-soft-taco)

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  • michaxl:

    ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

    (Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • tooleztofunction:

    This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

    (Source: mywordsaremyarmor, via acetranswolf)

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  • "It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."

    — Chris Evans

    (Source: bucky-thevampireslayer, via valeteomnes)

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  • drake & josh

    • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
    • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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  • zohbugg:

    casibarria:

    These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

    whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    (via joshpeck)

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